bitch boy's bible™

Saturday, September 30, 2006

hello dear people!I can't sleep. sigh. i haven't had coffee yet i'm still super duper wide awake. spent two hours tossing turning and fliping around like mad ok. but still cannot sleep. SUPER STRESSED! i just ate chocolate ice cream.i know...... like damn weird right? who the hell eats ice cream at 4 am right?!

i hate promos. esp history and lit. i hate great ex the most. it is the big sucks. BOO.

sigh i have a craving for MacDonalds. shall drag bryan and aaron out for macs breakfast tml. oh wait i mean later.

ok i shall go back to my horridly disgusting history notes on evil old men who do dumb things like threatening each other with missiles and spend lots of money making more and then discussing treaties to reduce them. retarded.i mean if u got so much money just ship it by the truckload to the third world countries or something. a complete waste of finances investing in something you won't use . seriously communism is so evil it shouldnt exist. stupid evilevilevil karl marx and his psychotic ideology that made so many history students suffer. without him we have no ussr to begin with and the world will be a happier place. at least we dont have to spend 70 minutes of our perfectly wonderful wednesday afternoons every week cooped up in a urea-scented gas chamber of sorts. whatever.

so you see, a lack of sleep makes you wonky.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

omg i so officially hate you. bloody fuckress. stop messing up my life and those around you. you are not freakin great so shut up. i love you to BITS. literally. omg please freaking save the whole world by getting yourself an std( totally going to complete your image)! whore! harlot! vamp!bitch! venereal disease-inflicted vixen. nothing i say can put yr whorrible-ness into words i swear. congrats you are right at the top of my hate list of eternal damnation, thats a bloody great achievement cos no one EVER makes it to the list. you, fortunately are one of the few fucking lucky bitches. and in case i come across as crude,vulgar and revoltingly unrefined and distasteful LIKE YOU, in reality i am not cos i am veryveryvery angry and pissed now.and by the way, you are effing low class ok have some self dignity at least. EW. bigbigbig EW. to hell with you. may u burn forever.

i swear, i'd love to see you die.

Monday, September 04, 2006

can't sleep.
back to my 4am-waking habits
sigh.

it just seems so long ago.