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Saturday, January 21, 2006

hi peeps! i m like so freakin bored now cos i cant sleep. my stupid boilogical alarm clock is so like tuned to waking me up at 5 in the morning. i checked my phone when i woke up it was lik 5.02?! and i just slacked and lazed in bed till like 5.46 la! (the time now is 6.05 btw) and i m just so waiting in baited breath for choir to start so that i can leave the house.lol. anyway learnt the whole of pamugun yesterday.it was quite manageable la. but only 5 people turned up for sectionals. oh and today all sops have to audition for screaming! so fun! ok anyway watched memoirs of a geisha yesterday with roy xy tze heng zhiyang. then it was so uber-coincidental and with some divine twist of fate(those that u find in movies), i met my sister who was gonna watch inher shoes, and my cousin who also watched the same movie, and its like his seats were rite beside ours! ok anyway geisha is a really nice movie with philosophical messages. it it like some rag to riches kind of thing for the chiro/sayuri girl, and i think her love is very noble, as she is willing to sacrifice herself for the man she loves. and the movie also like touches on the ugly side of human nature and the propensity of hate deceit jealousy and betrayal that humans can harbour. anyway i really lke the dancing part with the spnning fan and fan tossing thingie. quite cool to see sumone do that in real life. oh and vj has really crazy gp teachers! its lik we watched russel peters for one period. i dun think its very funny la but the girls found it hilarious la. omg and pe, whoever his name is, is quite nutty dotty and a bit schizo. he keeps repeating the lamest jokes ever every week without fail, and he is abt the most randomest guy u can ever talk to. suddenly in the middle of evil 4.8 run, he will just tell u abt unheathy food lik macs and stuff, and then say that it causes u to pubertize early(i.e go thru puberty lik at 6) he said some girl in us ate to much macs and had her first period at 6. so eww like omg. overgrown baby! its so gross its lik looking at a baby with breasts or sumthing. and dont u think hes so random?! i was lik...hello!so? why r u telling me this?! its not lik i consume macs everyday! i mean cmon la who does. the last time i stepped into macs was lik dunno when la! oh but i have a certain gastronomical weakness and innate desire for mos burger fish burger and french fries. its lik the only kind of fast food worth gaining a few kilos for. so ultimately delectable and scrumtiously yummilicious, but then nobody seems to like it cos its too ex. anyway took height and weight and i m like totally plus-sized! must diet again!anyway i shall not reveal my weight to the whole world wide web, lest u people start pointing and laughing at my blubberous tummy fat.ok...i think i went very off topic. i was supposed to talk about psychotic teachers. ya and maths rite we got some absolutely chatty maths teacher who is quite lame and has a crazy sense of humour. and talks like quite animatedly.and for math tutorials we got some freakish nerd who is so nerdy he his hair is like some wig? oh and of course history we have my SSSSSSSOOOO wonderful miss et who is absolutely and completely warped! she is so evil and beechee. gosh. its lik shes such a (*insert evil word here*). i dun think i should say much abt her la cos vj teachers r quite itsavvy. later she stalk down my blog i die! but who cares... oh and my gp teacher is soooo nice too. this time in a nice way. can u believe it, she came in and started bitching abt american idol. shes so evil and totally nice in her comments towards the idol contestants. but i love her way of bitching!
okies its time to go bathe and get ready to go to sch for choir le! goodbye trolley people!